What's the experience of having a program girlfriend?

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Someone asked A powder, there is a program girlfriend is what kind of experience. Although there is no powder, but there are cases around, this is not in order to satisfy everyone's curiosity, to ask a circle, the result asked down, a powder acid ...

Programmer A: What's the experience of having a program girlfriend? T he first experience is to take off the list! What could be better than this experience?

A powder touched his hair and silently bowed his head

Programmer B: I remember once confessing to my girlfriend that I loved her, that she would always be number one in my heart, and that she was questioned about who was the zeroth ?!!!

Programmer C: My girlfriend is the program, and then one time she was working overtime at home, let me help look at the code

"Why do you have to knock the space bar?" I sn't it fragrant to use the tab key? " " No matter what you think with the space bar, the format won't change" How could anyone use a space? The space bar is better than tab in addition to making noise, and I'm telling you, using the tab key can reduce the footprint of files" "I'll use the space bar what's wrong, I love to use what's wrong" "You're the boss, code yourself"

Programmer D: What's the experience? And the program together, at the weekend is not shopping, is against the code, from time to time spit the other side of the code is written what

A powder think of the weekend are watching their own technical video, my tears did not flow down, I am clearly laughing...

Programmer E: I debug like to play log, girlfriend debugging like to interrupt point, every time she asked me to help me see her program, and then tuned us to start robbing notebook, "you give me, you write so can't, give me to write" "No, I think it's a problem here, let me try again, it's definitely a problem here" "no, not there is a problem, I have ideas, give me a notebook, I write to you" ... To the end we almost fight up, good grievance, at first she did not come to me, but also to laugh at me like to play log, debugging Mingming hit log invincible OK ...

Programmer F: Well, let's change the left parenthesis to No

Opponent: Don't !!!

What can I do with such a girlfriend?

Programmer G: The biggest experience is that the usual meal should not think about eating at home, especially dinner, eating at home is not possible, because 50% of the probability of everyone working overtime, 50% of the probability of one person and other people working overtime

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