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It's a bit technical, it's boring programmers, it's really scary


May 31, 2021 Article blog



Programmers are a group of people who are happy to share, and many of them share their technical knowledge on major community platforms, often full of dry goods.

But there are exceptions to everything, this is not, there is such a group of "fried chicken" boring programmers, in a forum actually did this kind of thing! !

At first, a programmer exposed the source code he had written to adjust the volume, causing onlookers.

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For every turn, the volume goes up by only 1%. What kind of fairy operation is this?

Inspired by the programmer, the post instantly became a scene of large-scale stunts. For example, the following one, the volume controller made looks normal:

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However, when you move the mouse over the adjustment bar, you can't turn the volume down in any way until you see the instructions for using it...

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So, a "who can make the world's most difficult volume regulator competition" began...

In addition to adjusting the volume left and right, of course, you can also design a lot of very volume bar-related volume regulators, such as by graffiti form to adjust the volume.

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The more graffiti you paint, the higher the volume.

The following volume regulator, which does not allow the user to select the same volume, will report the error and return to the original volume if the same volume is selected.

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Is there a volume regulator that can adjust the volume size according to the user's mood?

Of course! W hen using a computer, CPU usage is too high, the mood is certainly not much better. One developer wrote a volume regulator that adjusts the volume to CPU usage, and when CPU usage is 100%, the volume is 100%.

Instructions for use: Better sound effects!

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In addition to playing CPU, as a particularly boring programmer, how can you not play 0 and 1?

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Binary volume controller, you deserve it!

It's boring to adjust the volume by sliding it left and right. I s there any way to play games while adjusting the volume? Here's the volume regulator for you!

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The mouse can push the small black dot of the volume adjustment and push it to the desired volume size, which can be done, provided that the volume adjustment track is on, otherwise it will be muted.

Movies are paid for and free, games are free and paid, why can't the volume regulator?

Of course!

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To unlock the volume level, you'll need to pay. 0%-49% free, 50%-60% for $1.99 and $7.99 for full unlock.

7.99 You can't buy a loss, you can't buy a fool, but you can buy a volume adjuster.

Who says that charging money can become stronger, can adjust the volume with technology volume regulator, is a good volume regulator.

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This volume regulator, which requires the operation of bows and arrows, accurately hits the volume size you want to adjust in order to control the volume. The maximum volume (yellow area) is only about two or three millimeters wide.

In order to turn down the volume, it looks like we're going to have to win a world shooting championship.

However, this adjustment is obviously not too addictive, shooting 100 times, with luck, can also shoot 100%. The following volume regulator, but not with luck can be achieved.

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When the cursor moves to green, it can increase the volume by 5% when determined, but if not, it will come back.

If you're still hoping for skill and luck, here's what's sure to make you despair.

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Want to adjust the volume? Turn around the roulette wheel

Of course, it's okay to have a dice

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When it comes to playing games, how can there be fewer rhythm masters?

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This volume regulator, you need to align the > to the volume, or - can not stop the operation, otherwise the volume will enter an uncontrollable state.

Adjust the volume, refuse to hang up, start with me.


In addition to spelling reaction, of course, but also to spell hand speed.

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To turn up the volume, you must keep clicking the button, and once stopped, the volume will continue to drop.

I thought with my single 30 years of speed, can gallop the sand field, did not want to plant on a volume regulator...

From plants to animals, nature is constantly evolving, and volume regulators should go from still to moving.

The volume regulator below simulates a gas cylinder that you need to constantly "pump" to turn up the volume.

Remember! To keep playing, once stopped, it will slowly lower the volume like a ball of skin.

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In addition to cheering up the volume, of course, can also be used for barbecue

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Boss, give me a seven-point volume regulator

Cherish life

Stay away from these volume regulators

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